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May 27, 2011

Once You Hit Puberty It Is Too Late

Mrs. G.
(photo irrelevant of post, but irrelevance is the theme today)

Since I have been blogging I have gotten my fair share of spam comments.  Many of them are links to discount Viagra sources, Chinese investment offers or Nigerian people in desperate need to give me money.  My favorite's are those from people who pretend to be interested in what I have written, but manage to work in a totally irrelevant, but self-serving web link.  Most do not make it past my filter and they get trashed pretty quickly.  However, this week I got a comment I just have to share with the rest of you (as written).  This comment was left on one of my earlier post from 2008 about Vitex agnus-castus, which according to blogger stats is my most read post having over 2600 page views, more than four times as many as the next nearest post.  I will just let the comment speak for itself, and if any of you can figure it out let me know.  I am too busy wasting my time "Hiking", working, etc...  to make sense of it.

The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
1. Alcohol
2. Drugs
3. Preditory "earning"
4. Homosexuality
5. Gambling
6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO.

It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.

What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.

Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.

1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.

It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.

How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.

The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?

I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".

In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.

Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles will survive the 1000 years. They will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during Planet Earth's history.

If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial element in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.

1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.
Only children go to heaven. By the time you hit puberty it is too late. This is charecteristic of the gods:::Once you realize what you have lost it is too late.

Now you are faced with a lifetime to work and prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.

Once I can make sense of this, then I turn my attention into figuring out why the #1 referer to my blog is peeingmovies(dot)com.


  1. Do you have any schizophrenic relatives?

  2. Ha! I just can't imagine the mind of a person who took the time to write that.

  3. I just saw a great peeing movie.

  4. Wow I'm jealous...I never get fabulous spam like that! You must be special.

  5. One of my blogs is a WordPress blog. I've discovered that I can strip the URL, make the user name into something related to the original user name, but not commercial, and leave mostly intact the original comment ("Thank you for this. It saves MUCH time"), which is usually irrelevant, but hey I'll take any praise I can get ;)

  6. Les,

    Makes me wonder peeingmovies, why you? I was getting hits from the search phrase "acting strangely" don't know where that came from.

    This spam is totally off the charts, must be completely off their rocker.

  7. I must make a compliment to this spammer. He surely won the price for the most unsuspected and completely not understandable message.
    The world of spammers is very unclear to me. They send this type of messages using so called robots. Don't think that this message has something to do with the content of your blog. It doesn't. Completely at random. After installing a CAPTCHA plugin, the spammers don't spam me now :-)
    (what on earth is a 'peeing movie'? Well, I don't like to know)

    Have a great weekend .

  8. Lucky for me I don't have enough readers to get spam like this!

  9. Well, it's very simple to understand and I'll be happy to explain it to you if you'll provide your personal information, including bank account and credit numbers with PIN numbers and passwords. This information is needed so that I can claim the money bequeathed to me by a kind stranger in Nigeria. Once I have the funds I'll give you a .05% share in the profits from my online discount Viagra business.

  10. Les, That is very odd. Have fun hiking and living your life to the fullest! gail

  11. Some people get cobwebs in their brains and then decide to share. Lucky you! Really though, didn't we always know that bit about puberty?

  12. Oh dear. If it wasn't so sad to imagine the mental turmoil of the person who wrote this, it might be almost funny.

    I do love looking at the search words that bring people to our blog. "Hot Old Naked Ladies" is always popular, as are "Big Hairy Spiders."

  13. This spammer was invested given the length of the comment.

  14. Really makes you wonder. What was this person thinking to think this comment would make it through, but OMG, it actually made the post. Now that is something of an accomplishment, even if it was three years late.

  15. One of my posts that gets a lot of hits is about "Maximum Maggie," my big old 'Maggie the magnolia' in my backyard. After searching Google to find out what people found so interesting in searches for this topic, I learned that it is the name of a very 'large' porn star. I guess there is a lesson: Be careful what you title your posts.

  16. I am so jealous, I never get spam as entertaining as this. Though speaking as someone who used to work in "Artificial Intelligence", we had trouble making robots that could cope with stairs and corners. Besides, I don't think we need AI to be tempted by the desire for alcohol...

    Happy "hiking"!

  17. Wow that is a interesting comment Les. I get some strange ones too, but luckily Wordpress catches everything that even remotely looks like spam. ;)

  18. I had the same comment on my chaste tree post as well!! Sitemeter traced it to California and the way it found my blog was by Googling "chaste blogspot". Go figure. I deleted it right away. Unfortunately it was posted by an 'anonymous'. Of course. I do allow anonymous comments so I couldn't mark it as spam but geez, it was rather offensive. Most of your commenters on this post assume the spammer took the time to write this long thing he or she posted. I think the person simply cut and pasted and were on a mission-whatever mission it was I don't know. Funny how the person did not bravely come forward and show themselves though. It is most frustrating when this happens.

    Too funny on Michael Gordon's post. I don't think traffic has to do with spamming in this case-just the key word. But I'd gladly give him some traffic if he could take the spammers?

  19. Well, it's slightly on point. Gardeners would be the perfect population to recolonize the next Planet Earth, right? Yes, I did read the whole thing. Mesmerizing. I live a spam-free life now, due to a widget by Wordpress. Oh, those dark days of spam...